So then, I've been away for months, and I didn't miss you at all, deviantArt. I'd be well off to never log in here again, but you see, I have to because I have loves of my life like and who I need to see and be aware of. Also there are some damn good artists, bolshevicks, day care workers and j-rock fanatasists (I should change that to "fanatics" but I think I like my way better) who I enjoy and miss a bit and haven't stalked in far too long.

So here's what I've been doing: not learning to drive, making cookie dough and eating it raw, because that's the only thing I can make that my dad and sister won't consume within seconds, not sleeping, making a catalog of sexual abuse, saving money to buy a wig, trying to make beautiful babies with my most delicious cabbage, and of course, telemarketing. Now there's this so I can give you all the one-word answers that I'm sure you so eagerly anticipate.

A - Age: 18

B - Band listening to right now: Bob Dylan

C - Career: telemarketer for AllState

D - Drink or smoke: not at the moment

E - Easiest person/s to talk to: Jeffrey, Jenna, Dad every now and then

F - Favorite song/s at the moment: I Shall Be Released

G - Gummy Bears or Gummy Worms: too difficult, next question

J - Junk foods you like: gummy bears and gummy worms

L - Longest car ride ever: 8 hours, or any amount of time in a car with my mother

M - My favorite Sport/s: snowboarding, soccer

N - Number of relationships you've had: serious relationships? one. I say no more.

O - One wish you have: that my teddy bear tree will grow soon

P - Phobias: whales

Q - Favorite Quote: "What watch?" "8 watch." "Such much?" "You two are gonna do fine in America."

R - Reason to smile: Gene Simmons' ridiculously exagerrated sense of self-worth.

Song: I think you already asked this one. Unless you mean... just some song. Pour Some Sugar On Me. There you go.

T- Time you woke up: 12:46 p.m.

U - Unknown fact about you: I have five gold teeth.

V - Vegetable/fruit you hate: brocolli

W - Worst habit: the sass, probably the sass

X - X-rays you've had: so many, oh so many

Y- Yummy food/s: gummy bears and gummy worms

Z- Zodiac sign: Scorpio


Guuuh yuh. I'm outtie.